I Get Paid to Exist Cottage Heritage Premium Sweatshirt (Unisex)
For when you’re cashing cosmic cheques and stirring oat milk in a candlelit cottage kitchen.
This premium unisex sweatshirt is the uniform of the spiritually wealthy — soft, grounded, magnetic.
Whether you’re channeling codes by the fire, reading tarot under moonlight, or walking barefoot through portals… this is what you wear when you're rooted in reality and paid by the quantum.
Details:
• Heavyweight, premium blend = cozy AF
• Unisex fit — roomy, relaxed, consciously comfy
• Puff print or soft fade “I GET PAID TO EXIST” on chest
• Made for money spells, love letters, and soft power
Care Instructions:
Wash gently. Manifest wildly.
More details
- 100% cotton-faced exterior made from a 65/35 cotton/polyester blend
- Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Heavyweight fabric: 8.5 oz/y² (288.2 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: ALCHEMYWITHSINHANI
- Email: sinhani-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
I Get Paid to Exist Cottage Heritage Premium Sweatshirt (Unisex) Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
23 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
21
|
24
|
|
L
|
29
|
23
|
24
|
|
XL
|
30
|
25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
26 1/2
|
24
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
28
|
24
|